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John & Mary

John & Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who also had never met.

- from a freshman’s short story

They were like gazelles who occupied different

grassy plains, running in opposite directions

from different lions. They were like postal clerks

in different zip codes, with different vacation time,

their bosses adamant and clock-driven.

How could they get together?

They were like two people who couldn’t get together.

John was a Sufi with a love of the dervish,

Mary of course a Christian with a curfew.

They were like two dolphins in the immensity

of the Atlantic, one playful,

the other stuck in a tuna net —

two absolutely different childhoods!

There was simply no hope for them.

They would never speak in person.

When they ran across that windswept field

toward each other, they were like two freight trains,

one having left Seattle at 6:36pm

at an unknown speed, the other delayed

in Topeka for repairs.

The math indicated that they’d embrace

in another world, if at all, like parallel lines.

Or merely appear kindred and close, like stars.

- Stephen Dunn

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Love and Science

What is a LifeGem?

The LifeGem is a certified, high-quality diamond created from the
carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life, or as a symbol of your personal and precious bond with another.

LifeGem diamonds are molecularly identical to natural diamonds found at any high-end jeweler. To qualify as diamonds, they must have the exact same brilliance, fire, and hardness (the hardest substance known) as diamonds from the earth, and of course, they do!

LifeGem diamonds are created individually from your specific carbon source in our patented process.

Whether you’ve lost a loved one or simply want to celebrate your love, the LifeGem diamond provides a way to embrace your loved one’s memory day by day. The LifeGem is the most unique and timeless tribute available for creating a testimony to their unique life.

Your LifeGem memorial will offer comfort and support when and where you need it, and provide a lasting memory that endures just as a diamond does. Forever.

(via LifeGem)

You guys, look what science can do! Dead diamonds! I also read on the internet that you can turn yourself into a pencil.

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We’re in the process of adopting [A BLACK TACO]. Maybe two. I’m so pumped. I’d adopt six if I could. When I was five years old—I grew up in a very rural town in Missouri, and I had never even seen a [BLACK TACO]—they asked us to draw a picture of ourselves in the future, and I drew myself holding [A DOZEN BLACK TACOS WITH EXTRA JACK SAUCE]. I’ve always wanted this.

“Cole Hamels”

(via Philebrity)

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It’s not even Halloween yet and the best costume award already goes to Matt Nicole.

It’s not even Halloween yet and the best costume award already goes to Matt Nicole.

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hipstertracks:

Devendra Banhart - Baby

Swoon.

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One last diagram — Inspired by a Haruki Murakami quote.

One last diagram — Inspired by a Haruki Murakami quote.

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Front row seat on the Fanwagon! GO PHILS
Phillies 2009 (via aurev0ir)

Front row seat on the Fanwagon! GO PHILS

Phillies 2009 (via aurev0ir)

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Charlotte Gainsbourg: IRM

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The half hour I just spent eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in bed with handfuls of Pirate’s Booty while watching the season premiere of 30 Rock was probably the best half hour OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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Something went horribly, horribly wrong at the Cute Panda Bear Mask Factory.

Something went horribly, horribly wrong at the Cute Panda Bear Mask Factory.

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