My friend, Emily

Designer/writer in Philadelphia available for jokes and bear hugs.
Nov 22 ’09

Ask Emily

My friend Ashlie made my week by starting a new collaborative blog for us:

Ask Emily

It’s an advice column where I give meaningful answers to life’s most challenging questions. Follow it for free advice that will most likely change you forever.

Nov 22 ’09

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This was the best movie I’ve seen this year. I love the contemporary arts and I can’t wait to go to the MoMA.

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Nov 22 ’09
Love you goodnight catz. Tonight was the most fun

Love you goodnight catz. Tonight was the most fun

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Nov 22 ’09

There’s a very special place in my heart reserved for the people who call me “Emmy.”

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Nov 18 ’09
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My sentiments exactly!

Nov 16 ’09

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Nov 15 ’09

I think the feature I most admire about my apartment is the toilet paper holder. It’s just a metal rod you slide the roll onto. It’s so easy!

And good night.

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Nov 12 ’09
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molls:

ugh.

I wanna take this song to a nice spaghetti dinner, talk about our likes and dislikes over wine, tuck it into bed, stay up late reading to it from “Love: Ten Poems” by Pablo Neruda in Spanish, cuddle the shit out of it during the night and wake up early to make it French press coffee and a breakfast sandwich. xoxo

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Nov 8 ’09

John & Mary

John & Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who also had never met.

- from a freshman’s short story

They were like gazelles who occupied different

grassy plains, running in opposite directions

from different lions. They were like postal clerks

in different zip codes, with different vacation time,

their bosses adamant and clock-driven.

How could they get together?

They were like two people who couldn’t get together.

John was a Sufi with a love of the dervish,

Mary of course a Christian with a curfew.

They were like two dolphins in the immensity

of the Atlantic, one playful,

the other stuck in a tuna net —

two absolutely different childhoods!

There was simply no hope for them.

They would never speak in person.

When they ran across that windswept field

toward each other, they were like two freight trains,

one having left Seattle at 6:36pm

at an unknown speed, the other delayed

in Topeka for repairs.

The math indicated that they’d embrace

in another world, if at all, like parallel lines.

Or merely appear kindred and close, like stars.

- Stephen Dunn

Nov 8 ’09

Love and Science

What is a LifeGem?

The LifeGem is a certified, high-quality diamond created from the
carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life, or as a symbol of your personal and precious bond with another.

LifeGem diamonds are molecularly identical to natural diamonds found at any high-end jeweler. To qualify as diamonds, they must have the exact same brilliance, fire, and hardness (the hardest substance known) as diamonds from the earth, and of course, they do!

LifeGem diamonds are created individually from your specific carbon source in our patented process.

Whether you’ve lost a loved one or simply want to celebrate your love, the LifeGem diamond provides a way to embrace your loved one’s memory day by day. The LifeGem is the most unique and timeless tribute available for creating a testimony to their unique life.

Your LifeGem memorial will offer comfort and support when and where you need it, and provide a lasting memory that endures just as a diamond does. Forever.

(via LifeGem)

You guys, look what science can do! Dead diamonds! I also read on the internet that you can turn yourself into a pencil.